FB - What Kind of BRide Will You Be?

You Will Be an Unconventional Bride!

You're probably the type of girl who never considered getting married - until you met *him*. You're not a big fan of white dresses, church weddings, or cheesy DJ's That's okay - you'll do it your way... whether that means a Vegas wedding or guys as bridesmen. While you may not toss the bouquet (or have anyone to toss it to), it will still be the most romantic day of your life!

--------------------------------------

weeeee
wala lang :D
so true..
"never considered getting married" - as in!! and i only realized that when i saw the movie 27 dresses. i asked myself gud, how come i never imagined being in a wedding dress??
i want vegas! and ang guests, kato rang naay ikapliti padong didto!! woooot!!
guys as bridesmen! (i want to be a groom's lady or wutever if my uncle gets married..)

Pyolo

wala akong magawa, so wala lang. share share everywhere!


Isang araw, nakasalubong ni ERAP si GMA....

ERAP: Pangulo, alam mo ba kung ano ang LOGIC?
GMA: LOGIC? Madali lang yun.... Ganito yun...
ERAP: Sige nga, pano yun?
GMA: May aquarium ka ba sa bahay?
ERAP: Oo meron...
GMA: Kung ganon, ibig sabihin, mahilig ka sa ISDA?
ERAP: Oo naman..
GMA: Kung mahilig ka sa isda, mahilig ka sa dagat?
ERAP: Syempre...
GMA: So kung mahilig ka sa dagat, mahilig ka ring magbeach?
ERAP: Aba eh oo naman...
GMA: Kung mahilig ka sa beach, ibig sabihin, gusto mo ngmga babaeng nakabikini?
ERAP: Tama...
GMA: Ibig sabihin nun, lalaki ka nga.... YUN ANG LOGIC...
ERAP: Salamat! Ngayun, alam ko na ang ibig sabihin ngLOGIC...

Makaraan ang ilang araw, nakasalubong ni ERAP si PIOLO PASCUAL...

ERAP: Piolo, may natutunan ako kay GMA...
PIOLO: Ano po yun ERAP?
ERAP: Tungkol sa LOGIC..
PIOLO: Ah.. sige nga po, ituro nyo rin sa kin.
ERAP: Ganito ang LOGIC. May Aquarium ka ba sabahay?
PIOLO: Wala po.
ERAP: Eh, BAKLA KA NGA...

bitaw sa?
------------

The Pope, Barack Obama and Gloria Macapagal Arroyo
were in a boat on Taal Lake one day when it sprang a leak.
There was only one life-jacket in the boat.

"I guess, I'll have to take it," said Obama, with an eloquence not
normally associated with him. "After all, I'm the leader of the
free world."

"Not so," said the Pope. "As head of the spiritual world, I ought
to have the life jacket"

"I disagree," said Arroyo. "You are in a Philippine territory,
therefore the life-jacket belongs to me."

They continued arguing as the water rose up above their feet,
their ankles and their knees.

As the water was coming up to their stomachs, they decided that
the only fair way to settle the matter was to hold a democratic
ballot.

Arroyo won, 12 votes to 2.